Product Remarks:
Welcome to our website! At first glance, our products appear to have nothing in common. But appearances can be deceiving. First, although they can be used by people of almost all ages, they will be especially appreciated by Seniors (and early 'Boomers'), who are looking for products to make life a little easier, more fun or more luxurious. Second, they are all true conversation pieces. Third, they are all covered by live patents or trademarks, have patents pending or are otherwise proprietary. Fourth, unless stated otherwise, they are all our own inventions and not generally available in stores at this time. (Dealer and Distributor inquiries are welcome, however. Our business with them is done 'offline' only. They must mail or email their request on their official letterhead to get confidential pricelist. Those able to stock any of our products can have their contact info provided free of charge on our website. If they publish a Catalog, full color photos of each of our products are available on a CD at no charge. If they are a Retailer with a brick-and-mortar store, attractive self selling packaging and counter displays are also available at no charge.) And fifth, unless noted otherwise, they are all made in the U.S. to our specifications. We reserve the right to change product specifications or otherwise improve our products without advanced notice.

Payment & Shipping Terms:
You can purchase using your Credit Card, Debit Card or Electronic Check for 'online' orders via PayPal or your paper Check or Money Order for 'offline' orders. 9% Sales Tax applies to CA retail customers, 'online' and 'offline'. All payments in U.S. dollars please. Unless specifically advised to the contrary, shipments for orders under $40 are typically made by First Class Parcel and over $40 by Priority Mail, Insured, within 2 business days ARO. PRIOR TO ENTERING YOUR ORDER, PLEASE EMAIL US TO GET LATEST STOCK STATUS. IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER QUESTIONS, PLEASE ASK THEM AT THIS TIME. If any item arrives damaged, retain the original box and packing material; the insurance is void without them. Contact us, immediately.

Confidentiality Policy:
We do not sell, rent, exchange or share our list of customers or prospective customers to or with anyone. In fact, we go a few steps further than most companies: 1) We do NOT use 'cookies', so nothing is written to your hard drive. 2) We do NOT have links to other sites, so you are not at risk from them.

30-Day Moneyback Guarantee:
Unless specifically noted otherwise, we guarantee every product we make and sell. If it does not look or work as advertized, or is otherwise defective, we will promptly exchange the product or refund your original purchase price. Just email us your reasons for a Return Authorization and then return the product, freight & insurance prepaid, in its original condition in its original packaging. Any obvious misuse or abuse of the product voids the guarantee. Thank you for your cooperation.