Product Remarks:
Welcome to our website! At first glance, our products appear to have nothing in common. But appearances can be deceiving. First, although they can be used by people of almost all ages, they will be especially appreciated by Seniors who are looking for products to make life a little easier, more fun or more luxurious. Second, they are all true conversation pieces. Third, they are all covered by live patents or trademarks, have patents pending or are otherwise proprietary. Fourth, unless stated otherwise, they are all our own inventions and not generally available in stores at this time. (Dealer inquiries are welcome, however. Our business with them is done 'offline' only. They must mail or email their request on their official letterhead to get confidential pricelist. Those able to stock any of our products can have their contact info provided free of charge on our website) And fifth, unless noted otherwise, they are all made in the U.S. to our specifications. We reserve the right to change product specifications or otherwise improve our products without advanced notice.

Payment & Shipping Terms:
You can purchase using your Credit Card, Debit Card or Electronic Check for 'online' orders via PayPal or your paper Check or Money Order for 'offline' orders. 9.5% Sales Tax applies to CA retail customers, 'online' and 'offline'. All payments in U.S. dollars please. Shipments are typically made within 2 business days ARO (After Receipt of Order), but email us first to determine stock status. If any item arrives damaged, retain the original box and packing material; the insurance is void without them. Contact us, immediately.

Confidentiality Policy:
Our site is secure to best industry standards. Unlike most sites, though, ours does not implant ‘cookies’ on your browser. That is why we do not make referrals to other sites, which we would not be able to control securely. We do not sell, rent, exchange or share our list of customers or prospective customers to or with anyone.

30-Day Moneyback Guarantee:
Unless specifically noted otherwise, we guarantee every product we make and sell. If the product is defective, we will promptly exchange the product or refund your original purchase price. Just email us your reasons for a Return Authorization and then return the product, freight & insurance prepaid, in its original condition in its original packaging. Any obvious misuse or abuse of the product voids the guarantee. Thank you for your cooperation.